Asherisms

asherism

 

First he closes the lid and pulls up his undies.  Then his shorts.  Then he climbs up on the stool, pulls the stopper on the sink, fills the sink with water, and scrubs with the bar of soap.  Then he dries on the towel, leaving the water in the sink and cloudy puddles all over the counter.  He opens the door and turns out the light.

Only then does he go back to flush.  And he comes screaming out of the bathroom with a look of terror on his face.  Every time.

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